bellyitcher

Over the river and thru downtown,
To the new park we go;
The cab knows the way
But "Hurry," we say,
"We're meeting them at The Man," oh!
Over the river and thru downtown,
Oh, how the beer does flow!
We know our foe,
And know which row,
As we see our favorites throw.

Over the river and thru downtown,
To watch some first-rate play;
Oh, hear the man call,
"Let's All Play Ball!"
Hurrah for Opening Day-ay!
Over the river and thru downtown,
It's been a long delay!
But we're where it's at,
The birds on the bat!
For this is Opening Day.

P.S. Izzy: YOU SUCK!

P.P.S. I'll be at the game in SRO, so if you yell, "bellyscratcher!" really loud, I might hear you.