bellyitcher

Wake up, ash and maple, wake up
Wake up, ash and maple, wake up
You're sound asleep, wake up, ash and maple, or I'll weep
The starter's out, it's the seventh inning, and it's time for you to go deep
Wake up ash and maple
Wake up ash and maple, well

Whatta think when you're in the rack
While we're all waiting for *crack*
And what will Hal McRae say when you fly out to the track�
Wake up ash and maple
Wake up ash and maple, well

I really hoped that you would win by ten
But dammit, it looks like you'll suck again
Wake up, ash and maple
Wake up, ash and maple, you gotta get home

Wake up, ash and maple, wake up
Wake up, ash and maple, wake up
Their bullpen's not so hot, it's time to bat around
There's still a chance, it's close and late, and the Cubs are gaining ground
Wake up, ash and maple
Wake up, ash and maple, well

Whatta think when you're in the rack
While we're all waiting for *crack*
And what will Hal McRae say when you fly out to the track�
Wake up, ash and maple
Wake up, ash and maple
Wake up, ash and maple

-apologies to Simon and Garfunkel