bellyitcher

Turn Around, every now and then I get a little bit mad
That you're never coming around
Turn Around, every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of called "“Ball"”
Turn Around, every now and then I get a little bit nervous
Watching all the hits that go by
Turn Around, every now and then I get a little bit terrified
The signal for the pen makes me cry
Turn Around bullpen, every now and then you fall apart
Turn Around bullpen, every now and then you fall apart

Turn Around, every now and then I get a little bit mad
And I dream of something wild
Turn Around, every now and then you look a little bit helpless
And I'm lying if I say you should win
Turn Around, every now and then I get a little bit angry
And I know I've got to get out and cry
Turn Around, every now and then I get a little bit terrified
The signal for the pen makes me cry
Turn Around bullpen, every now and then you fall apart
Turn Around bullpen, every now and then you fall apart

And we need you now tonight
And we need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold the lead
We can go on hitting forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong
Together we can take it to the end of the game
Your pitching is like the major sucking of all-time
I don't know what to do; you're always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
We really need you tonight
But blowing’'s gonna start tonight
But blowing's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time you looked really good
But now you’'re only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of relief
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only walks in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of relief

Turn Around, bullpen
Turn Around, bullpen
Turn Around, every now and then I know you'll
Never be the boys I always you wanted to be
Turn Around, every now and then I know you'll only
Give up runs to cough up the lead
Turn Around, every now and then I know there's no one
That can make me as angry and annoyed as you,
Turn Around, every now and then I know there's gotta be
Something better and there's nothing Walt wouldn't do
Turn Around bullpen, every now and then you fall apart
Turn Around bullpen, every now and then you fall apart

And we need you now tonight
And we need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold the lead
We can go on hitting forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong
Together we can take it to the end of the game
Your pitching is like the major sucking of all-time
I don't know what to do, you're in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
We really need you tonight

But blowing’'s gonna start tonight
But blowing's gonna start tonight

-With apologies to Bonnie Tyler