Sunday, May 08, 2005
Over My Dead Body
Saturday, while drowning my sorrows by reading Cub blogs (it was that or buy expensive shoes), I noticed an effort by some in the Cubs Blog Army to get Neifi Perez in the All Star Game via write-in votes.
Folks, we cannot allow Neifi Perez to be an All Star. The enemy is trying to out-dumb us. They know Cardinal fans will vote for a shortstop that actually merits All Star selection. But now is not the time to split our votes with intelligent decisions. I'm not saying David Eckstein is the most deserving, but by voting for him you will pool your votes with thousands from Southern California and many, many 12 year old girls.
You have at your disposal the ability to personally make Cub fans sad. This is an opportunity that cannot be wasted.
Vote Early, Vote Often.
Folks, we cannot allow Neifi Perez to be an All Star. The enemy is trying to out-dumb us. They know Cardinal fans will vote for a shortstop that actually merits All Star selection. But now is not the time to split our votes with intelligent decisions. I'm not saying David Eckstein is the most deserving, but by voting for him you will pool your votes with thousands from Southern California and many, many 12 year old girls.
You have at your disposal the ability to personally make Cub fans sad. This is an opportunity that cannot be wasted.
Vote Early, Vote Often.
