Wednesday, March 23, 2005
You kind of like us, you really really kind of like us!
Fox and Yahoo think the Cardinals rock (well, sorta). I remember the last time people said that. No thanks.
Poor Barry. He's tired. The media made his kids cry. Damn you Pedro Gomez! How could you drive Beloved Barry to a really high bridge, take him out of the car and persuade him to jump? And they way you made him allegedly evade taxes is just awful. Bonds is so naive, so open and trusting - and you took advantage of his innocence to further your own ambition. Shame on you, Pedro Gomez and San Francisco Chronicle beat writer and Federal Prosecutors, and and and....
By the way, Barry's cranium is actually starting to swallow his ears.
There's fantasty advice for 2005 up at McSweeny's. Betcha didn't know Barton is a vampire (that Haren is "oft-stoned" is no revelation). There's also a clip from Steroids! The Musical.
And at the rate they're going, the Cubs will be lucky to have a pitcher with both arms still attached by June. It's going to look like The Black Knight scene in Holy Grail.
Poor Barry. He's tired. The media made his kids cry. Damn you Pedro Gomez! How could you drive Beloved Barry to a really high bridge, take him out of the car and persuade him to jump? And they way you made him allegedly evade taxes is just awful. Bonds is so naive, so open and trusting - and you took advantage of his innocence to further your own ambition. Shame on you, Pedro Gomez and San Francisco Chronicle beat writer and Federal Prosecutors, and and and....
By the way, Barry's cranium is actually starting to swallow his ears.
There's fantasty advice for 2005 up at McSweeny's. Betcha didn't know Barton is a vampire (that Haren is "oft-stoned" is no revelation). There's also a clip from Steroids! The Musical.
And at the rate they're going, the Cubs will be lucky to have a pitcher with both arms still attached by June. It's going to look like The Black Knight scene in Holy Grail.
