Monday, March 14, 2005
Yay!
Yeah, I know the outcome. But I'm going to watch the game from this morning. It's baseball. On TV.
Interview with Chipper. Bleh. Fast forward.... Lou!
Suppan does look fat. Kruk is kinda funny. Grudz is growing a beard, too? Oh, dear. C'mon Cedeno, it's not that early-quit yawning.
Angel Hernandez? Crap. Eckstein is tiny.
68 mph? That's slooow. And there's hr #1. Oh, goodie. Let's talk more about steroids. LaRussa's obviously thrilled with this interview. Hey Mabry, stand a little straighter. Another GIDP.
Suppan was just off today. What has he done in previous springs, I wonder? Stupid Furcal. What a nice helpful 2nd base umpire to take Giles' armor. Why wear a Reds cap, guy in stands? And there's the last homerun. At least I know they don't score again. Eckstein is so bouncy.
Can we please please stop showing Ankiel's 2000 meltdown? Gibson thinks he can still pitch. Gibson's brain is wired a little differently than Rick's. But he got a hit. Nice double by Eckstein. And men left in scoring position. I hate that.
Awesome-Wainwright. God, he is very tall. Interview with Rick! He doesn't want to talk about it.
Hmm. The I Live For This fan commercial. Hmm. Well, if you want to read more about it go to the Cardinals Clubhouse-she posts there.
Everything seems to be hit right at someone today. It's not always caught, but it doesn't hurt the Braves.
Wainwright out, Kevin Jarvis in. Oh, lord, a Seattle castoff? Methinks he's a long shot. I also think Leo Mazzone just spit on himself. How did Evan Rust's ass get dirty?
Good God. Why is there a giant crab in the stands?
Parcells? Hey, ESPN, there's a game being played. SHOW IT. I AM NOT WATCHING A PREVIEW OF THE NFL SEASON. FOR CHRISSAKE, I WANT TO SEE BASEBALL. Oh, the hell with this. MUTE.
Kelly Carmen? Uh, his jersey says Cali; let the giant red letters be your guide. Oh, Nunez. You may wear #3, but you aren't TSSWMNBN.
Harold Reynolds, I swear to god, if you call Calero "Kiki" one more time.... What is that, Diaz, two passed balls?
A RUN!!
And bases loaded, no outs, and the Cards don't score. Phht.
Interview with Chipper. Bleh. Fast forward.... Lou!
Suppan does look fat. Kruk is kinda funny. Grudz is growing a beard, too? Oh, dear. C'mon Cedeno, it's not that early-quit yawning.
Angel Hernandez? Crap. Eckstein is tiny.
68 mph? That's slooow. And there's hr #1. Oh, goodie. Let's talk more about steroids. LaRussa's obviously thrilled with this interview. Hey Mabry, stand a little straighter. Another GIDP.
Suppan was just off today. What has he done in previous springs, I wonder? Stupid Furcal. What a nice helpful 2nd base umpire to take Giles' armor. Why wear a Reds cap, guy in stands? And there's the last homerun. At least I know they don't score again. Eckstein is so bouncy.
Can we please please stop showing Ankiel's 2000 meltdown? Gibson thinks he can still pitch. Gibson's brain is wired a little differently than Rick's. But he got a hit. Nice double by Eckstein. And men left in scoring position. I hate that.
Awesome-Wainwright. God, he is very tall. Interview with Rick! He doesn't want to talk about it.
Hmm. The I Live For This fan commercial. Hmm. Well, if you want to read more about it go to the Cardinals Clubhouse-she posts there.
Everything seems to be hit right at someone today. It's not always caught, but it doesn't hurt the Braves.
Wainwright out, Kevin Jarvis in. Oh, lord, a Seattle castoff? Methinks he's a long shot. I also think Leo Mazzone just spit on himself. How did Evan Rust's ass get dirty?
Good God. Why is there a giant crab in the stands?
Parcells? Hey, ESPN, there's a game being played. SHOW IT. I AM NOT WATCHING A PREVIEW OF THE NFL SEASON. FOR CHRISSAKE, I WANT TO SEE BASEBALL. Oh, the hell with this. MUTE.
Kelly Carmen? Uh, his jersey says Cali; let the giant red letters be your guide. Oh, Nunez. You may wear #3, but you aren't TSSWMNBN.
Harold Reynolds, I swear to god, if you call Calero "Kiki" one more time.... What is that, Diaz, two passed balls?
A RUN!!
And bases loaded, no outs, and the Cards don't score. Phht.
