Monday, March 21, 2005
Knee-jerk Spring Training reaction of the day
Hey, Marquis! You SUCK!
Lackadaisical? Get your head in the game, suck-o. Gotta love that 8.56 ERA, five strikeouts to nine walks, and seven homeruns (last year: 2.18, 9/3, and I couldn't find HR allowed). Other Jason--I've got my eye on you, too. You two are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Replace 'em with these guys.
Ah. I feel much better now.
And can we go a week without having someone step in it, please? Jesus.
Lackadaisical? Get your head in the game, suck-o. Gotta love that 8.56 ERA, five strikeouts to nine walks, and seven homeruns (last year: 2.18, 9/3, and I couldn't find HR allowed). Other Jason--I've got my eye on you, too. You two are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Replace 'em with these guys.
Ah. I feel much better now.
And can we go a week without having someone step in it, please? Jesus.
