Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Fun with Government
Peanuts and crackerjacks? Check.
Adult beverage of your choice? Check.
TiVo set to C-SPAN? Check.
One drink every time Canseco says, "As I said in my book..." or Fehr says, "Players' privacy."
Two drinks every time Selig says that testing is working or a Congressperson gets huffy.
Finish your drink if you see one of the marbles Bud chews on or someone takes the fifth.
Inject heroin directly into your eye if everyone is honest.
I will be genuinely shocked if anything new comes out of this hearing. Let the representatives play Helen Lovejoy, the players under suspicion deny everything, and Schilling get face time. Kevin Towers can say he's sorry, MLB and the Union can say they're working together. Same old stuff.
But it's still gonna be some good TV.
Adult beverage of your choice? Check.
TiVo set to C-SPAN? Check.
One drink every time Canseco says, "As I said in my book..." or Fehr says, "Players' privacy."
Two drinks every time Selig says that testing is working or a Congressperson gets huffy.
Finish your drink if you see one of the marbles Bud chews on or someone takes the fifth.
Inject heroin directly into your eye if everyone is honest.
I will be genuinely shocked if anything new comes out of this hearing. Let the representatives play Helen Lovejoy, the players under suspicion deny everything, and Schilling get face time. Kevin Towers can say he's sorry, MLB and the Union can say they're working together. Same old stuff.
But it's still gonna be some good TV.
