bellyitcher

The ace of 2004, Carp swears he's ready to go.

ON FIELD

1. Defense
   i. Hustle (5) Four double plays. 9 points.
   ii. Agility (7) Yeah. 12 points.
   iii. Catcher? (5/0) No. 0 points.
   iv. Awareness (4) He didn't allow a single stolen base. 8 points.
   v. Defensive Stance (6) Lovely. 12 points.
   vi. Pitching Face (5/0) Chris just puffs out his cheeks. 5 points.
   
2. Offense
   i. Hustle (5) When he's on base. 8 points.
   ii. Batting Stance/Face (6) He doesn't stand there, straight as a board, like some pitchers. 9 points.
   iii. Power & Average (6) 2004 was Chris' first full season hitting. 4 points.
   iv. Line Drive v. Fly Ball (3) Not quite. 3 points.
   v. Chatty (3) I don't think so. 3 points.
   vi. Selflessness (7) Good enough. 11 points.
   
3. Dugout/Clubhouse
   i. Press Conferences (4) I can't remember any. 4 points.
   ii. Quotes (4) Nothing earth-shattering. 6 points.
   iii. Chatty (4) Uh huh. 7 points.
   iv. Fights (3) Not especially, but Carpenter did speak with Sosa when Zambrano had his meltdown. 5 points.
   

OFF FIELD

1. Personal Hygiene (8) Carpenter's hair is a little too short. 15 points.
   
2. Commercials - local (4) No. 0 points.
   
3. Commercials – national (5) No. 0 points.
4. Commercials - MLB (5) No. 0 points.
5. Dress (5) It's good. 9 points.
   
6. Rumors (3) Nope. 3 points.
   
7. Awards (3) Comeback Player of the Year. 4 points.

So a very very nice 137 points. After another year hitting, that number will go up.