bellyitcher

Wow, um, I can't add. Let's try Mulder again:

ON FIELD

1. Defense
   i. Hustle (5) Even in a sucky year, career highs in assists and double plays. 9 points.
   ii. Agility (7) He's very tall and doesn't have to go very far. 13 points.
   iii. Catcher? (5/0) No. 0 points.
   iv. Awareness (4) It's not like he's a rookie. 7 points.
   v. Defensive Stance (6) Have you seen the A's commercial from last year? 12 points.
   vi. Pitching Face (5/0) He looks worried, but not unpleasant. 5 points.
   
2. Offense
   i. Hustle (5) 5 points.
   ii. Batting Stance/Face (6) 6 points.
   iii. Power & Average (6) 6 points.
   iv. Line Drive v. Fly Ball (3) 3 points.
   v. Chatty (3) 3 points.
   vi. Selflessness (7) 7 points.
   
3. Dugout/Clubhouse
   i. Press Conferences (4) The conference call was good. 8 points.
   ii. Quotes (4) He's not hurt. He promises. Mark is pretty candid. 7 points.
   iii. Chatty (4) He says he's not really. 4 points.
   iv. Fights (3) Mark could step on you. 4 points.
   

OFF FIELD

1. Personal Hygiene (8) I swear, the Cardinals must have a Director of Finding Pitchers With Highlights. Why Mark, why? 15 points.
   
2. Commercials - local (4) Yeeeaaah. 8 points.
   
3. Commercials – national (5) No. 0 points.
4. Commercials - MLB (5) No. 0 points.
5. Dress (5) I haven't seen anything bad. 9 points.
   
6. Rumors (3) Nah. 3 points.
   
7. Awards (3) Cy Young runner-up. 3 points.

Mulder actually has the same 137 as Carp.