Saturday, January 01, 2005
New Year's Resolutions
10. Start office pool for date and nature of Griffey's season-ending injury. I'm going July 8-left hamstring.
9. Bid on Beltran until he's too expensive for the Cubbies, thus ensuring he goes to the Yankees (this may have the added bonus of getting Clemens to finally retire).
8. Bring back the Cubs version of "The Cap Dance," that cracks me up.
7. Call Milwaukee and tell them, "We really like that Sheets guy, you know, just in case."
6. Ditto with Minnesota and Santana.
5. Fix outfield turf-can't have Jimmy and Larry slipping and sliding out there.
4. Draft some position players.
3. Decide just how to greet Renteria when he comes back.
2. Get a freakin' second baseman; if at all possible, one who is not yet eligible for an AARP card.
1. WIN THE GODDAMN WORLD SERIES!
9. Bid on Beltran until he's too expensive for the Cubbies, thus ensuring he goes to the Yankees (this may have the added bonus of getting Clemens to finally retire).
8. Bring back the Cubs version of "The Cap Dance," that cracks me up.
7. Call Milwaukee and tell them, "We really like that Sheets guy, you know, just in case."
6. Ditto with Minnesota and Santana.
5. Fix outfield turf-can't have Jimmy and Larry slipping and sliding out there.
4. Draft some position players.
3. Decide just how to greet Renteria when he comes back.
2. Get a freakin' second baseman; if at all possible, one who is not yet eligible for an AARP card.
1. WIN THE GODDAMN WORLD SERIES!
