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Should have been Reggie, Jimmy, Larry. Oh, well.

ON FIELD

1. Defense
   i. Hustle (5) Sanders will make every effort to get to the ball, even if he has to go in every cardinal (ha ha [sorry]) direction. 9 points.
   ii. Agility (7) Mm. Yes. 12 points.
   iii. Catcher? (5/0) No. 0 points.
   iv. Awareness (4) He probably knows NL parks better than anyone. 8 points.
   v. Defensive Stance (6) Reggie's in good shape. 11 points.
   vi. Pitching Face (5/0) No. 0 points.
   
2. Offense
   i. Hustle (5) Good baserunner and the fastest guy on the team now. 9 points.
   ii. Batting Stance/Face (6) He does a little hop. Ick. 9 points.
   iii. Power & Average (6) 2005 is an odd year.... 9 points.
   iv. Line Drive v. Fly Ball (3) The K's, my god, the K's! And some pop-ups. 4 points.
   v. Chatty (3) "I know you weren't throwing elbows, but it looked like you were throwing elbows." 5 points.
   vi. Selflessness (7) This is not a problem. 13 points.
   
3. Dugout/Clubhouse
   i. Press Conferences (4) He's good at press conferences. 8 points.
   ii. Quotes (4) Reggie doesn't dress stuff up with cliches. 7 points.
   iii. Chatty (4) Once, in the dugout, Reggie, Rolen, and the-shortstop-who-must-not-be-named were sitting with their bats and helmets. Reggie and TSSWMNBN imitated every move Rolen made. 8 points.
   iv. Fights (3) He came to the defense of the phone in Houston. 5 points.

OFF FIELD

1. Personal Hygiene (8) Such a nice smile. 15 points.
2. Commercials - local (4) No. 0 points.
3. Commercials – national (5) No. 0 points.
4. Commercials - MLB (5) No. 0 points.
5. Dress (5) I have no idea, but I'm guessing just fine. 7 points.
6. Rumors (3) I don't think I've ever heard one bad thing about Sanders. 3 points.
7. Awards (3) Sadly, no. But I'm going to give him points because after the NLCS Game 7 celebration, he went out to the field with his family. 3 points.

Total: 145.